Posts Tagged ‘iPhone’

June 24th is Techie No Work Day

Friday, June 11th, 2010

If you haven’t heard, Apple’s new iPhone 4 goes on sale Thursday, June 24th. If this is anything like the last few iPhone releases, and there’s no reason why it won’t be, there will be throngs of tech-minded people lined up outside of Apple and AT&T stores across the country just waiting to get a hold of the latest, coolest gadget from Apple. Some of them will even be putting aside their social awkwardness to talk to those around them about this new iPhone. Its lure is just that powerful.

Now for those who are not interested in this most excellent device, there’s something you should know. On June 24th, there will be very little actual work done by those of us in the tech industry.

You see, when you’re into devices like the iPhone, and a new model with new features is released, it’s like you’re 7 years old at Christmas all over again. All you want to do all day when you get the iPhone is play with it. First you’ll spend a good 10 minutes just looking at it. If you’re a designer like me, you’ll be admiring the new buttons, steel band and glass front and back. Then you’ll want to test out its cool new features like the higher resolution screen, multitasking, HD video recording, folders, and the new 5-megapixel camera with LED flash. I alone expect to waste at least half an hour on FaceTime, the app that lets you video chat with other iPhone 4 users over WiFi. Of course this means I’ll be wasting others’ time too, but they won’t mind. They’ll be doing the same thing.

Now I’m not necessarily proud of this Apple gadget obsession I’ve been roped in to. I’ve been on Macs for over 20 years, but I’ve had my iPhone 3G for just 2 years and I can honestly say I can’t imagine going back. Among other things, it’s my phone (obviously), email client, GPS, restaurant finder, weather report, and Scrabble opponent. I actually didn’t think I was overt about it until a recent email exchange with my father where he said, and I quote, “You are a captive of Apple. As a parent I feel it is time for an intervention. If 11 people show up at your house please cooperate!” (What am I, Jason Chen?)

So for the rest of you out there who don’t understand this particular electronics disease, please understand this one thing. If you email your web developer on June 24th, don’t expect to hear back from them right away. If you call technical support and they are treating you like your children sometimes do when they don’t really want to talk to you, don’t take it personally. If your IT-badge-wearing significant other disappears at 6 a.m. to be one of the first in line at the Apple store, just roll with it. If you can, and we hope you can, accept the fact that for that day, there is a small, inanimate object that will have 95% of their focus.

Correction; a small, very cool inanimate object.

I like me my iPhone…I think I want me an iPad

Friday, March 5th, 2010

When the iPhone was announced back in January 2007, I was vaguely interested but I didn’t immediately imagine I’d buy one.  I’d been using OS X Macs for a few years and had recently switched to a MacBook as my primary machine.  Like many other geeks I knew I’d also amassed an inexplicably large collection of iPods, so I was no stranger to Apple gear.  Apple’s pitch with the iPhone made sense in theory, but it was expensive and I had struggled with several smartphones over the preceding year and didn’t really believe the device category was particularly useful to me.  It wasn’t that smartphones hadn’t reached their potential yet in my estimation…it was that I thought they had.  And they just weren’t something I could bring myself to get too excited about.  I’d used earlier PDAs – both palms and PocketPCs going all the way back to the Cassiopeia.  They invariably collected dust after a few months.  I watched as several friends became deeply attached to their smartphones – mostly Blackberries and Treos – but I just didn’t get it.  They weren’t really that capable outside of messaging and at the time I didn’t text much and could damn well wait to read my email on a computer.  I’d always thought back when I was trying to make use of Windows Mobile PDAs “if only these things had ubiquitous connectivity, they’d start to be cool.”  But that’s exactly what I had been using for months when the iPhone was announced:  a 3g-capable Samsung Blackjack running WinMo 5.  It was not cool.  Apple came along and said, in effect, “All the important pieces are in place, but the software and UI suck.  That’s all that needs to be fixed (and of course we’ve fixed it).“  It didn’t seem like it could be that simple and I figured they’d make a very pretty, much better engineered version of my Blackjack.  Even after it had been announced and many of the particulars were known, I figured that’s basically what the iPhone was.

I ignored the original iPhone launch, but seeing as I genuinely despised my Blackjack I decided I’d go play with an iPhone at the Apple store after things settled down.  I went in about a week later.  In retrospect, I can’t even remember the specific aspects of using the iPhone that changed my mind when I actually sat down with one.  What I do remember is that it took about 5 minutes.  5 minutes after picking the thing up, I knew I was buying an iPhone.  I’d have bought one right there and then if the Apple store hadn’t sold out.  I went back early the next morning and threw my $600 down without hesitation.  Apple lowered the price so far, so fast as they worked out their initial strategy that they actually felt they had to give us early adopters a $100 idiot rebate, and yet, I distinctly remember feeling that I’d gotten every last penny’s worth of value from that phone within about a month.  As a gadget hound who’s ended up with buyer’s remorse more times than I care to remember, it was a rare and wonderful feeling.  :)

So what about the iPad?  It seems like déjà vu to me.  This time around, instead of replacing every smartphone I’ve ever hated, the iPad seeks to replace every netbook I’ve ever hated.  As with my pre-iPhone smartphone experience, I haven’t exactly used a lot of netbooks…but I’ve used enough to know I don’t like them.  Netbooks have all the basic limitations of the laptop form factor, sans most of the benefits of a real laptop.  The fundamental limitations of laptops are exaggerated in netbooks, in fact – they’re too small for a full-size keyboard or battery or reasonably sized screen, and too cheap to have a real CPU/GPU).  It’s gotta be a device category that’s ripe for getting run over by another Apple mega-hit…if the iPad really is to netbooks as the iPhone was to smartphones.  The analogy isn’t perfect, of course – the iPad really does represent a new device category, whereas the iPhone was clearly a smartphone, if a very good one.  The iPad won’t precisely replace anything you already own, which means it will either be of questionable utility or it will open up an entirely new class of computing you didn’t yet know you wanted to do, depending on who you talk to of course.  I don’t yet know for sure which it will be for me.  But I know I’m going to find out.

I’ll write a review of the iPad in a month or so…on my iPad, of course.

The Best App Ever

Friday, December 18th, 2009

Apropos of nothing, this begins from the WordPress iPhone app. My son, who incidentally just turned 5, is wondering why this app does not appear to be “tilt-sensitive”. (I don’t think I knew what “tilt-sensitive” was until about 6 months ago.) He proceeded to ask me to find one for sale. (More on that at the end).

When my wife gave me the green light to buy the new iPhone 3Gs, her biggest concern was that it would distract me from the already-infrequent conversations we somehow rarely manage to have. Little did either of us know that it would indeed be just slightly less addictive than crack cocaine… to our child. I tried the angle of “this is daddy’s work phone, not yours”, which worked about as well as “this is my crack cocaine, not yours” would on a crack addict. I recalled my own childhood, some of the gadgets my dad used for work, and how it felt to want to play with them. His TI 55 and the science-fictionesque LED display caused indescribable yearnings to press all of the buttons all day long (even though I had no idea what any of those funny symbols meant). When he switched from a regular watch to one of these, I nearly lost my mind. And… let me catch my breath…. when a VIC 20 showed up on his work desk, that was it for the boundaries; I had to use it even if it meant being grounded for a week.

But none of it holds a candle to the “I am the blue team scoring champion and all of my teammates should touch my head for luck before I battle the red team scoring champion” app, which is not available on iTunes or from Texas Instruments or at Best Buy. I just saw it for the first time today, and it’s not for sale.